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Top Ten Ways to Ruin a Good Wiffle Ball Game

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10) Jonnie forgot the tap for the third inning keg.

9) Complain the ball is too "wiffley."

8) Someone pulls a switch-a-roo and has the pitcher use an actual baseball.

7) The mean bullies on the corner put rocks inside the balls. They hurt!

6) You're scheduled to play a doubleheader on the same day that idiot predicted the rapture is coming.

5) El Nino-type winds off the Mississippi River leads to a 56-54 game after one inning.

4) You are playing against the guys from The Lean Ferret.

3) The players organize a union, halting play due to poor playing conditions.

2) Your ringer gets arrested for "drinking and wiffling."

1) Invite the Mouth of the Midwest, Don O'Brien.

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