10) One really huge Ben-Gay patch.
9) Gift card to Payless Shoes.
8) Australia sent their best -- a bloomin' onion from Outback Steakhouse.
7) A Staples Center statue just to spite Kareem.
6) New sitcom 'Shaq scares Canada' on The Oprah Winfrey Network.
5) The part of Big Mama in the next 'Big Mama's House III: Let's just get an athlete this time.'
4) A card from Kobe saying, "Roses are red, Big Shamrock's a waste. I have five rings, how's that taste?"
3) A nice fruit basket.
2) Sheriff's badge for Marblehead.
1) The Republican presidential nomination for 2012.