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Top Ten Things Tiger Woods Is Doing Instead Of Being At The US Open

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10) Staring on Jerry Springer with his 15 estranged women.
 
9) Return the tiger to Mike Tyson. Hangover III not a good idea.
 
8) Visit Mark Cuban in Dallas where there are 132 strip joints in 50-mile radius.
 
7) A day-long marathon of Toddlers and Tiaras.
 
6) Call Oprah and ask what it takes to be the man in the relationship.
 
5) Babysit Mickelson's kids. Just stay away from Amy.
 
4) All day reminiscing with Don O'Brien about what it's like to birdie No. 15 at Augusta.
 
3) Do research on why the hell his parents really named him "Tiger."
 
2) Take a shot every time someone on FOXNews says Wiener.
 
1) Google himself. Then look his name up on the computer.
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