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Top Ten Ways To Spend The Dog Days of Summer

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10) Dip your face in the soft-served ice cream machine.

9) Move north. Hear it's always cooler in Macomb.

8) Practice your Survivor skills by rummaging the backyard eating bugs.

7) Sneak multiple kegs into the Mark Twain Cave and just hide out.

6) Continually send more love letters to Ben Marth.

5) Finish your autobiography, Stairs Suck: The Josh Houchins Story.

4) Be that guy in a Speedo at The Landing.

3) If you're a Cubs fan, start giving up on next year.

2) Run around the neighborhood blaming the dogs for their days.

1) Buy 50 packs of beads and make your way to Hogback.

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