10) Reveal to the crowd that you're actually a woman.
9) Grab the pylon and sweep the opposing team off the field with it. (Via Vic on Facebook).
8) Bow to each referee.
7) Fake injury and then burst out of the ambulance as the hero.
6) Do some pregame homework and find the opposing team's QB's mom and give her the football.
5) Spike the freshman kicker instead.
4) Called the "Touchdown pregnancy" -- the football is the newborn. You do the math. (Via Tyler on Facebook)
3) Grab Ben Marth's camera and watch the replay.
2) Take the Amish horse that's tied to the goalpost by the reins and ride off into the sunset.
1) Run to opposing team cheerleader and ask her to prom.
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