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Top Ten signs you're not cut out to be an NFL quarterback

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10) Your lisp denies you ever saying "Hut, hut" properly.
 
9) Get sick when people call it a "pigskin."
 
8) Diet consists of Ring Dings and anything you can fry.
 
7) You date anybody 'staring' in an MTV/VH1 reality show.
 
6) Your girlfriend is made of rubber and comes with an air gauge. 
 
5) Afraid the helmet will mess up your sweet do.
 
4) Call yourself "The next JaMarcus Russell."
 
3) Went to Eastern Illinois University.
 
2) You think the 2-Minute Warning is what they yell during visitation hours at the state pen.
 
1) Touch the center down there? You've never even touched yourself down there.
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