Top Ten signs you're not cut out to be an NFL quarterback - Quincy News, Weather, Sports, and Radio

Hooch's Top Ten

Top Ten signs you're not cut out to be an NFL quarterback

10) Your lisp denies you ever saying "Hut, hut" properly.
9) Get sick when people call it a "pigskin."
8) Diet consists of Ring Dings and anything you can fry.
7) You date anybody 'staring' in an MTV/VH1 reality show.
6) Your girlfriend is made of rubber and comes with an air gauge. 
5) Afraid the helmet will mess up your sweet do.
4) Call yourself "The next JaMarcus Russell."
3) Went to Eastern Illinois University.
2) You think the 2-Minute Warning is what they yell during visitation hours at the state pen.
1) Touch the center down there? You've never even touched yourself down there.
Powered by WorldNow
All content © Copyright 2000 - 2014 WorldNow and WGEM. All Rights Reserved.
For more information on this site, please read our Privacy Policy and Terms of Service and Mobile Privacy Policy & Terms of Service.

Persons with disabilities who need assistance with issues relating to the content of this station's public inspection file should contact Administrative Assistant Kathy Woodworth at 217-228-6617. Questions or concerns relating to the accessibility of the FCC's online public file system should be directed to the FCC at 888-225-5322, at 888-835-5322 (TTY) or at