10) Get that matching Yadier Molina neck tattoo you have dreamed about for years.
9) Get your kid off the Ferris Wheel. June to September isn't bad, is it?
8) Learn how to make a decorative rose out of a radish.
7) Return one of the copies of Hard Times: The Olsen Twins Story to Blockbuster.
6) File papers to grab the Republican Party's nominee for presidency.
5) Bail the wife and girlfriend out of the county jail.
4) Listen to the Green Parrot and get tested.
3) Rely on the St. Louis Cardinals.
2) Try a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.
1) Give your kid a glove before throwing a baseball at his face.