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TOP TEN Game-Time Thoughts From the Busch Stadium Squirrel

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10) If I complete this back flip I will become a legend.

9) Did the bookie tell me to take a dive in the 4th or the 5th? Oh, no!

8) Eat your heart out, Steve Bartman. I got on the field.

7) Water skiing? Try pulling this one off, Twiggy.

6) This is my second time out so I guess I have to pull the pitcher.

5) I could really make a nice nest in Jason Motte's beard.

4) Peanuts? Peanuts? Who said peanuts? Where? Peanuts?

3) Skip Schumaker... nice butt.

2) The longer I run around the longer we get to see Pujols in a Cardinals jersey.

1) Steroids really did shrink those things. What was I thinking?

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