10) Jennie-O is a turkey product and not low-quality ring toss game played at taverns in Marblehead.
9) Tony La Russa prefers Skype. Duh...
8) Your dad was, and always will be, right. You gotta use two hands!
7) Ron Washington will win the next Dancing With The Stars.
6) According to every analyst this could have "been Pujols' last game with the Cardinals."
5) Tim McCarver has to go after failing to count letters.
4) Yadier Molina's neck tattoo needs its own Twitter handle. Suggestion -- @MolinaNeckTatPower.
3) Rally towel + Rally animal = Overdone.
2) Derek Holland's mustache recently made a guest appearance on NBC's To Catch A Predator.
1) Similar to Matt Holliday, bullpen phones will never be trusted again.