10) Your parents screaming tips from the bleachers ... at practice.
9) Tasting that first down-and-back puke the entire day at school.
8) Coach likes to wear those short shorts from the 70s in practice.
7) Having to miss the new episodes of "16 and Pregnant," of which you're the star.
6) How the medicine ball can really wreck your face.
5) Three words: Spandex shorts rash.
4) That it's tough to dribble and text at same time.
3) IcyHot in the underwear practical jokes. So cold it's hot!!
2) Playing on Thanksgiving night with a food baby.
1) Playing defense. Let's just shoot the rock, baby!