Host Josh Houchins busts out a new Top Ten every Friday!!
10) Stay clear of Darwin Barney. Rumors out there say he's a teenage vampire.
9) The Gatorade machine belongs to Mr. Zambrano and nobody else.
8) Don't let Alfonso Soriano suddenly become Fonsy Plush.
7) Go ahead and keep those October vacation plans. You'll be free.
6) Hire Mark Grace, Shawon Dunston, and Luis Salazar as coaches. Sorry, fellow infielder, Mr. Sandberg.
5) The outfield ivy's too hot to hide in following a four-game sweep by the Pirates in July.
4) Start watching The Cosby Show so you can say it right -- THEEOO Epstein!!
3) Allow Kerry Wood and Eddie Vedder to do whatever they want.
2) Never ... ever ... accept those monthly 'gifts' from a governor of Illinois.