10) Did you know it's a fact that Montee Ball is 250 pounds lighter than Ron Dayne?
9) Nickleback at halftime? Really? No... really?
8) Have you ever seen a ticked-off badger? No way a Spartan could stop it.
7) Wasn't Nebraska guaranteed a spot in this after agreeing to join the league?
6) I can't believe I grew my mustache out for this.
5) Told you the Spartans would score more than the men's basketball team.
4) I saw that same play last night on the movie Little Giants.
3) Since Penn State's not here, all kids get in free.
2) It's no Bo Ryan and Tom Izzo, but I guess it will do.
1) Heard the winning quarterback takes over for the Colts the rest of the way.