10) Two-hundred cases of Old Style. Which does has a street value of $35.
9) The ghost of Michael Barrett. Isn't he dead? Oh...
8) The smell of Lake Michigan in a bottle with a bow on top.
7) Alfonso Soriano and his bat with a hole in it.
6) His Cy Young award. Oh, wait!!!
5) Whatever Belushi brother that's still alive and a fan of the Cubs.
4) The legend of Ryne Sandberg. They don't seem to want to do anything with him anyway.
3) Wrigley Field in return for the new Marlins Stadium, which can seat more than 100 fans comfortably.
2) Ginger the Gatorade machine.
1) Steve Bartman.