10) You are continually asked if you're 21 and able to drive.
9) Everyone was wearing Mizzou T-shirts.
8) There were a few ponytails, but no dreadlocks.
7) Punch and cake were being served on pink plates with pink forks and pink cups.
6) It was held on Skype with your Social Security Number as the password.
5) Thought it was odd when the invitation asked you to bring your favorite Twilight book.
4) Chris Hansen and "To catch a Predator" cameramen are waiting outside.
3) Everybody's wearing a Baylor jersey ... and it's Brittney Griner's No. 42.
2) "Seven Seconds in Heaven" is not 3 seconds in the lane multiplied by 2.333333333333.
1) The host asked if you were there to pick up your daughter.