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TOP TEN Injuries Yet To Happen To The St. Louis Cardinals...

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10) Lance Lynn touches Chris Carpenter and result is his right arm just falls off immediately.
 
9) Mike Shannon and John Rooney get in a terrible scuffle resulting in BL (Bud Light) stints for both.
 
8) All middle infielders get "Kaz Matsui'd." Just look up his 2008 season.
 
7) Relief pitcher Victor Marte comes down with dunlap disease.

6) Struggling to spell his full name, Marc Walter Rzepczynski pulled his frontal lobe.

5) Mark McGwire rips his back apart recreating home run celebration No. 62 with a different Matt -- Matt Holliday.

4) Yadier Molina's attempt to erase his "#4 + #5 = BFF" tattoo on his chest gets infected.

3) Some player gets struck by a foul ball while in the on-deck circle. Oh, wait...

2) Jason Motte strains his goatee pondering whether to throw 97 or 98 mph.

1) The ghost of Tony La Russa pulls the chair from under Mike Matheny. He then gets shingles.
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