10) Teach rookies how to apply make-up for TV interviews.
9) Daily one-on-one sessions with Dr. Phil.
8) Find new girl at local gentlemens club.
7) Polishing Madonna's cone bra.
6) Reunite with Dominican cousin.
5) Continually tell Derek Jeter that chicks still dig the long ball over singles.
4) Memorize the words to Madonna's "Papa Don't Preach."
3) Help C.C. Sabathia drop the baby fat with Richard Simmons' Sweatin' to the Oldies, Parts 1-4.
2) Push to make baseball "loosy goosy" again.
1) Finish his memoirs: The Shrinking of One Man's Legend.
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