10) Popcorn boy at Kerasotes Theatre.
9) Use middle name, Eldorado, to become best car dealer in Texas.
8) I heard Shamwow needs a new spokesman.
7) Sit-up expert at a local gym.
6) Working at the Sharpie Factory.
5) Rekindle on-air fling with Hope Brady on Days of Our Lives.
4) Dr. Kevorkian's assistant.
3) Recount his 25 million reasons to live.
2) Nicolette Sheridan's Towel Boy.
1) Pole waxer at the Green Parrot!!!